One of my friends sent me this and i thought it was freakin halarious...

A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to

get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't

got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied

the bull.

'They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of

dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to

reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second

branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched

at the top of the tree. Soon, he was promptly spotted by a

farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it

won't keep you there.